Ok, so a couple of the provinces up here have decided they need a statutory holiday in February. Understandable really, down in the states we do President’s day (formerly Washington’s birthday and Lincoln’s birthday) in Feb.
So do they go through the history books to find something reasonable to call it? Pick an event of some kind, (no matter how minor) to commemorate? Do they even go with making Valentine’s Day an official holiday?
No. Of course not. That would possibly make sense. No, we get the third Monday of every February off for…
Family Day
This is possibly the LAMEST excuse for a holiday ever. Lame Lame Lame. Better just call it “Statutory Holiday”. How about Slacker Day? “Sanity Break Day”? “Midwinter Blues Therapy Day?”
I mean, theres huge potential in this. The Provincial Governments could auction the name of this holiday on Ebay every year for funds! Then we could have Bell Canada day, Royal Bank Of Canada Day, or Imperial Oil Day!
No creativity at all. I must say I’m very disappointed. You guys in government are obviously not drinking enough beer.







